Comic 0, page 3! Meet the newest member of the TNC News team, Barbara Acuño! Unfortunately, her first interview on the job just might be her last! Why? Because her first interview is with none other than... a Goatstroker!
Comic 0, page 2! Television News Channel's supreme anchorman, Chuck Osteck, lays down the known consequences of the Beans vs. Cornbread war beginning again with an early diagnosis from Doc Ali.