Comic 0, page 2! Television News Channel’s supreme anchorman, Chuck Osteck, lays down the known consequences of the Beans vs. Cornbread war beginning again with an early diagnosis from Doc Ali.
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There was a rumor that only the good die young, leading stocks to go up 48.83 points. Today's final tally is 18169.28.